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Nothing is true – it’s all the made-up opinions of fantasy characters living in and around the fictitious village of Much Craplock!

Most of these stories, in the unqualified opinion of ‘The Editor’, are rated suitable for ages 15 and upwards – which basically seems to mean, these days, anything goes!

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There won’t be any nudity unless Gavin Rowlocks, Much Craplock’s resident fruitcake, guesses ‘The Editor’s’ password.

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We carry out Google searches to confirm our fictional stories do not match reality.

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Last updated: April 3rd 2017

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Last updated: February 1st 2017