US gun laws criticised for making people agree with Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan

TRAUMATISED Brits forced to concede that he has a good point!

British people woke up to yet-another trauma this morning when they unexpectedly agreed with the frequently annoying ‘Good Morning Britain’ host, Piers Morgan.

Gavin Rowlocks said: “I normally watch BBC in the morning, occasionally flicking over to ITV to find out how much of a tosser that Piers Morgan is being.”

“This morning, I sat there open-mouthed letting my half-chewed breakfast muesli fall back down into the bowl.”

“I could not believe what I was hearing.”

“I fully agreed with Piers Morgan’s anti-gun stance.”

“Supporting gun controls was a very sensible thing for him to do when he lived in America – out of a healthy sense of self-preservation – but I have to give him credit for not climbing off that particular soapbox even now he’s relatively safe, back here in Blighty.”

“Of course, it wasn’t long before I could safely disagree with him again.”

“Kinder Eggs are a useless waste of money and I can quite imagine why they should be banned.”

“Maybe the marketing of Kinder Eggs is just wrong for the American market.”

“They would probably be protected under the US Constitution if they came with a little gun in them.”


Gun picture:  Petty Officer 2nd Class Byron C. Linder ( [Public domain],
via Wikimedia Commons
Piers Morgan photo:
By iDominick [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons

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