NO NEONICOTINOIDS in good old traditional napalm.
“I am sure they are being overly cautious in banning these so-called ‘bee-harming’ pesticides,” said Much Craplock farmer, Silage Marner.
“European agriculture will suffer as a result of this decision.”
“In time, decision makers will see the clear impact of removing a vital tool for farmers.”
Local environmentalist. Iris Cadwalladr said: “Banning these toxic pesticides is a beacon of hope for bees.”
“I hope Mr Marner stands too close to his drone as it delivers its payload of napalm.”
“That will remove a non-vital tool from the food chain.”