QUIRKY little motor not exactly attracting mates.
Gavin Rowlocks, a Fiat Panda owner, has been very disappointed by the level of female desire his vehicle arouses.
“I thought women loved cute creatures,” complained Gavin.
“How can they resist a car that resembles an endangered giant bear from behind – right down to its adorable ear-like wing mirrors?”
“They just don’t seem interested.”
“All the hot women around here seem to lust after Subaru Imprezas driven by chavs.”
“I am now also becoming somewhat of a Creationist – which probably doesn’t help my chances of mating.”
“If anyone believes in evolution – a process that theoretically maximises the number of offspring a species produces – you only have to say one word to them to destroy their argument.”
“Maybe my car doesn’t sufficiently resemble one.”
“It might be named after a Panda’s lifestyle rather than its looks.”
“I hit a massive pothole the other day and it swerved straight into a thicket of bamboo!”
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