FOUR Horsemen of the Apocalypse confirm there’s nothing to worry about – this week.
Despite the moon obscuring the sun, hurricanes, tidal waves, earthquakes and Brexit, a spokesman for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse has confirmed there is no reason to lose sleep.
“It’s all just a rumour,” said Peregrine Snook.
“It just feels like the end of the world, we aren’t quite there yet.”
“The Four Horsemen haven’t quite been able to synchronise their diaries.”
“However, it’s always a good idea to be prepared and not get too cocky.”
“Maybe tell your friends and relatives you love them whenever you leave them.”
“Daily confession might be a good idea.”
“Why not give all your possessions to the poor?”
“I wouldn’t be counting on doing much from next Tuesday.”