No way to explain clocks going back to a hungry dachshund

Death stare expected to achieve results

Daphne the miniature dachshund has not been impressed with the reversion to Greenwich Mean Time.

Not only has it become freezing cold but her food shows no sign of arriving despite her internal clock knowing exactly when it’s summer dinner time.

Local Vet, Bernard Weasel, said: “This time of year can be very upsetting for pets.”

“They have to cope with Halloween, fireworks and an upset to their diurnal rhythms when the clocks change.”

“This is precisely why I never recommend any of my clients to purchase a Gremlin.”

“With the strict rule about never feeding them after midnight – what might happen if they get confused with the clocks going back?”

“They could be on Chinese time for all we know.”

“It’s always after midnight somewhere!”


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