Tennessee Sewer Workers support President by ‘Dressing like Women’.

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CHATTANOOGA Municipal Worker states: “It’s quite practical”

Women, all over ‘Trump-State’ (Tennessee), have rallied to the defence of their President by demonstrating support for his alleged suggestion that female staff should ‘dress like women’.

“Normally, I would be forced to wear a full biological-protection suit,” said Wastewater Technician, Martha Fatberg. “But I am so grateful to our President that I can now wear gender-appropriate clothing to support his empowering message.”

“I am fed up with the Health and Safety Washington elite telling me what to wear – they’re probably all immigrants.”

“I can climb down ladders far more easily in my pencil dress and don’t need to carry rubbish tongs any more. It’s far more efficient to spike used condoms with my nude Louboutin heels.”

“Now that my skin is exposed to greasy sewage all day – I don’t have to buy expensive moisturiser or conditioner. The President really does know how to improve women’s lives!”

Dwayne Fatberg, Martha’s husband, said: “I fully support the rights of Tennessee women to wear what they like. My wife works in a male-dominated industry but still supports her children and me.”

“She always puts us first. She makes our packed-lunch sandwiches for the next day, as soon as she gets home, before even bothering to shower.”

“She is a model for American working women but I could do without this hepatitis!”

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Sewer worker background: by Claude Renault (extensive crop applied by uploader) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/clodreno/128136806/) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Model by Toglenn (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons
Both photographs modified by ‘The Daily Squabble’.
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